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The threesionth’s poop

October 22nd, 2023 by David

After the ninny nin Twosion ninny Nin Oneion ninny ninth poop (99 99,99 99,99 99 💩)comes the trillionth, poop number threesion. I have taken so many that I started counting partial poops and fell into the non integer infinity that lurks between each poop… by my count I have pooped two threesion four hun snix twoion fivey twento thrixy fif times(2,04 16,05 20,36 55💩) but we must add up all the partial poops I have committed! Poop between poop brings the total up to at least forn threesion! It is a count that b hole fungus on TikTok got me to release the stats from off my latest “myproblemispoobotics” video… it makes me sad to think of the family and loved ones of all that bacteria which is surely dead by now. 🙁☠️💩 please count your baby’s poops in Hunimal with me so we can begin the science of bacteriometry!

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