So, people question me when I don’t say it, but I know it sounds bad, either way… My legal name hnow is Crazy Niggerfaggotard. I want you to be able to say something similar. I don’t want this to end, I want an NFTily thqt just focuses on living, learning and advancing in the face of opposition and with loyal support. This desire I have made public offering a thousand dollars to the first person with an NFT last name. I have gotten negative and positive feedback for this and I have made some waves on tiktok, but as of right now that hasn’t come to fruition. I want to talk about the negative feedback, because NFT parents are the ones who will have to steel themselves most against the wind. If you are an NFT married to an NFT and you have a child I want, as should you and your family, for the baby’s last name to be Niggerfaggotard. Naming a baby that would fly in the face of a great deal of censorship that we have grown accustomed to. It was too much censorship for my relationship to handle and now I just want to find that couple that can handle it. If you are weak kneed I might be able to help, but the ultimate bravery must be shared between the would be parents of little baby NFT. I can imagine a tense conversation with the pre-school teacher. But I can’t imagine a group of anti-NFT mob people at your house throwing eggs… In fact I think you might find fame and fortune for taking this further than I hqve been able to. I am not a rqacist or a homophobe or an ableist, but I am an adult so many consider me fair game for heavy criticism, but the NFTily would have guaranteed innocents! A child truly deserves neither niggerphobia nor NFTophobia and a certain amount of that will be guaranteed. I am looking for exemplars. Right now though a single second NFT would be enough and my thousand dollars will be happily delivered to the person who gets this name. I wish our community was larger and stronger, but I only got the name a month or so ago, so I guess patience is what I must learn. Also patience will be required once the family has the name because pregnancies are notoriously long and alphasongs and hunimal will not be communicated to any child under 3 years of age, I suspect. We shall see, and the parents would be well advised to learn to sing some of my alphasongs and of course to familiarize with hunimal is divine.

So I’m here for that stranger or any ally at all. I hope to be ideologically aligned with the second NFT individual but I’ll take the risk of being made the fool if someone comes in bad faith and gets the name. People are typically better than I give them credit for, but caution is appropriate with large sums of money and a thousand is significant to me.